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Leni

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A man was sick and tired
of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.


He wanted her to see


what he wentthrough so he prayed:


'Dear Lord:


I go to work every day and put


in 8 hours while my wife


merely stays at home.


I want her to know what


I go through.


So, please allow her body to


switch with mine for a day.
'
God, in his infinite wisdom,


granted the man's wish.


The next morning, sure enough,


the man awoke as a woman...


He arose, cooked breakfast


for his mate,


Awakened the kids,


Set out their school clothes,


Fed them breakfast,


Packed their lunches,


Drove them to school,


Came home and picked


up the dry cleaning,


Took it to the cleaners


And stopped at the bank


to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,


Then drove home to put


away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced


the check book.


He cleaned the cat's litter box


and bathed the dog..


Then, it was already 1 P.M.


And he hurried to make the beds,


Do the laundry, vacuum,


Dust, And sweep and mop


the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up


the kids and got into an argument


with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and


got the kids organized to do


their homework.


Then, set up the ironing board


and watched TV while he


did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling


potatoes and washing


vegetables for salad,


breaded the pork chops


and snapped


fresh beans for supper.

After supper,


He cleaned the kitchen,


Ran the dishwasher,


Folded laundry,


Bathed the kids, And put


them to bed.


At 9 P.M. He was exhausted


and, though his daily chores


weren't finished, he went to


bed where he was expected to


make love, which he managed


to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke


and immediately knelt by the


bed and said: -


Lord, I don't know what


I was thinking.


I was so wrong to envy my


wife's being able to stay


home all day.


Please, Oh! Please,


let us trade back.. Amen!'


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have


learned your lesson and


I will be happy to change


things backto the way


they were.


But you'll have to wait


nine months, though.


You got pregnant last night"





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