The Wedding Ceremony

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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning
the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever
hold their peace.

During the moment of utter silence,a young beautiful woman carrying a child stood up in the back of the Church.
She started walking down the aisle toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back.
 
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