> THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD FARTS:

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>
> A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
> They
> couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
> just
> walk home.
>
> On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a
> gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple
> of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had
> a
> problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
>
> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
> who
> told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603
> Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm
> is
> very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this
> lot.'
> The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.
> Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
> goose in your other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and
> proceeded
> to walk the old girl home.
>
> On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
> be there in no time. The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
> said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know
> that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull
> up
> my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady!
> I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How
> in
> the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The
> old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
> paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
>
 
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