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Old 01-27-2009, 05:12 PM
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Sorry. I can't go without folks.
You know it was only a matter of time right?

I'll start.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:19 PM
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and as you know... I can't NOT answer!!!!!


Did he want to go to Mcdonalds?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:21 PM
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was it to have dinner or to BE dinner????
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:22 PM
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why would he want to BE dinner?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:24 PM
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what if he had a bad day and was suicidal?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:25 PM
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Wouldn't it just be easier for him to run in front of a car ...?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:26 PM
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true, cuz how could a teenager at mcd's turn him into a mcnugget??
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do you have to take a DUMB test before working there?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:29 PM
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should i go apply and find out?
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Do you know you would fail because you are tooo smart?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:32 PM
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isn't my job pretty much the same thing?
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but...don't you do things right...and if a customer says.. Please Suzi don't put cheese on my sandwich...DON"T you listen and leave the cheese off at least 40% of the time????
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:37 PM
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do you know i like when the girls i work with mess up cuz i get to eat for free???
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:39 PM
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lol do you think that's why the kids at burger kind make so many mistakes???? FREEEEEEEE FOOOOOD????
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:41 PM
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should we go ask them?
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would that mean I'd have to buy a whopper jr and a milk shake?
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LOL would that be so bad?
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Wouldn't it bring my 4 weight watchers points up for today to 156 points?
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:48 PM
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how many points is a home-made leftover soft taco?
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Did you know lettuce was Zero points and you can eat all you want...but cheese, flour torillas and sour cream will knock you right off the charts???
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doesn't the jeekmeister like questions?
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opps... did we make someone mad...again???
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:52 PM
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what the hell did we say NOW!!!!!!?????!!!!!
(did you shoot a bear again???)
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hey, why in the F. is it my fault???
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