heb1976
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the Light. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She looked down. And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...[/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, [/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She looked down. And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...[/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, [/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."[/FONT]
