New House

dansdiamond

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She spent the first day packing


her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day,
she had the movers come and collect her things
.


On the third day,she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light,
Put on some soft background music, and feasted
on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.



When she had finished,she went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.







She then cleaned up the kitchen and left..
When her ex husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly,the house began to smell
.



They tried everything; cleaning
mopping and airing the place out



Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.


Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move
out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!!





People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.






Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.A month later, even though they had
cut their price in half,
they could not find a buyer for their stinky house
.



Word got out and eventually even the
local realtors refused to return their calls
.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
from the bank to purchase a new place
..






The ex-wife called the man and asked
how things were going
.






He told her the saga of the rotting house.She listened politely and said that she missed her
old home terribly and would he
be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house.



Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day
.





She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood
smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home........

And just to spite the ex-wife,
they even took the curtain rods.



I REALLY LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
 

TexasGirl

The Invisible
Super Site Supporter
Sounds like a Bitch!!
My kind of friend!!!

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