First Time Sex

JoeV

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First Time Sex



A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday



night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.



Since this is such a big event, the girl announces



to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like



to go out and make love for the first time



The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex



before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to



get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his



first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an



hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about



condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks



the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or



family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he



thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.



That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents



house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so



excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"



The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner



table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy



quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.



A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in



prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still



no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes



with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the



boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."



The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea



your father was a pharmacist."
 

Calicolady

New member
Boy hurls his dinner, meets up with the guys who are anxiously waiting for details and tells his buds, "whow, no way man! Do you know what her mom looks like? I got out of there as soon as I could, saying my little sister was run over by a car!"
 

Maverick2272

Stewed Monkey
Super Site Supporter
:yum::yum:

That aint gettin some anytime soon!!

I wonder... does the pharmacist have a prescription for that!
 

crewsk

New member
LMAO!!

The department I'm over at work includes condoms & lubes. So, I get to answer most of the questions on those products. I had a man ask me yesterday which condoms are the largest & which lube will give her the most pleasure. I almost said "I don't know, lets go find out" just to see the look on his face.
 
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