Nurses are not supposed to laugh...

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Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's
length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a
giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact
that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the
man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.


She ran out of the room
 
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