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Old 05-07-2009, 02:38 PM
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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:15 PM
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And then the fight started....
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Old 05-07-2009, 03:17 PM
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Yes it will and I hate tuna casserole too.
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:33 PM
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Yes it will and I hate tuna casserole too.
me as well.... if any burgler ate mrs bams tuna casserole, that would really be punishment enough..lmao
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:54 PM
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me as well.... if any burgler ate mrs bams tuna casserole, that would really be punishment enough..lmao
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Old 05-07-2009, 05:35 PM
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Hope she doesn't read this.
ohhhh she knows i dont like her tuna casserole...lmao

i think when she cooks it, it smells like catfood...
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I have never liked tuna noodle casserole either. My dad was not big on casseroles of any type so my mom never made them. lol
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Tuna is nasty, period!! LOL
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Tuna is nasty, period!! LOL
when its cooked, i dont like it...sashimi..thats a different story..
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when its cooked, i dont like it...sashimi..thats a different story..
no tuna!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 07:58 PM
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no tuna!!
how do you like your steak cooked? your from texas yah gotta like beef..lmao
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how do you like your steak cooked? your from texas yah gotta like beef..lmao
I don't get it very often!! Last steak I had was 6 years ago! gotta be medium rare!
I am actually a veggie freak. Love salads
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I don't get it very often!! Last steak I had was 6 years ago! gotta be medium rare!
I am actually a veggie freak. Love salads
no steak in 6 years...i dont know if we can be friends anymore..lol
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:24 PM
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no steak in 6 years...i dont know if we can be friends anymore..lol
Isn't by choice, dork!! "he" doesn't care for red meat!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:36 PM
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Isn't by choice, dork!! "he" doesn't care for red meat!!
then he should stay home when you go out to eat some meat...heat out of the gutter Stacy..lol

but anyways... sashimi is great..i didnt think i would like it either but it is awesome... where i have had it, they charbroil the outside...cut fairly thinly, soak in good soy sauce,sprinkle with sesame seeds and fresh spring onions...


DORK!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:39 PM
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my mind is never in the gutter!!

I don't know about that sashimi stuff



BIGGER DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:44 PM
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I don't get it very often!! Last steak I had was 6 years ago! gotta be medium rare!
I am actually a veggie freak. Love salads
We gotta get this woman a nice, thick steak!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:47 PM
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:59 PM
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If you ever manage to sneak down here, that's what we're eating for the first dinner!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 09:00 PM
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cool!! I'm gonna get down there one of these days!! If I have to make something up about going with my sisters!! LOL. hey. maybe father's day. they always want me to go with them to their dads since I'm an orphan, hehe
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Trying to convince a woman to eat meat... now that's a new one on me!

I am the odd man out here, love tuna and tuna casserole! Which from the sounds of it would make me a welcome burglar at many a house!
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cool!! I'm gonna get down there one of these days!! If I have to make something up about going with my sisters!! LOL. hey. maybe father's day. they always want me to go with them to their dads since I'm an orphan, hehe
Bring your sisters and then you'll be telling the truth!!! I can sleep 10 in a pinch!
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:16 PM
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Bring your sisters and then you'll be telling the truth!!! I can sleep 10 in a pinch!

Wow, I never knew that about you!
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:28 PM
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Wow, I never knew that about you!
Oh crap! I can't believe I didn't read that twice before posting, Mav!
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Oh crap! I can't believe I didn't read that twice before posting, Mav!
I couldn't beleive my luck, usually it is you catching me!
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