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A Nun Grading Papers Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A...

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck , hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your...

So, this morning I'm sitting at the kitchen table, plowing through a box of great value toaster pastries for breakfast, and am looking at the local grocery store ads that came in the mail. I noticed they had top sirloin steaks for $4.99/lb...then on another page, they had top sirloin filets for...

The > Funeral Procession > > > > > > A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning > coffee when he noticed a > most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby > > cemetery. > > ~ > > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black > hearse about 50 feet > behind...

IDIOT SIGHTING: > We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears > repairman told us that > one of our problems was that we did not have a > 'large' enough motor on the > opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the > largest one Sears > made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He...

Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other...

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