A Mormon & an Irishman

JoeV

JoeV

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."


The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
Maverick2272

Maverick2272

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Just kinda stop going. They keep you on the books anyway, but it helps if you puff a cigarette in front of them while drinking a beer.... seems to put em off for some reason or another... ;)
 
JoeV

JoeV

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Makes me glad I'm Catholic. We can dance, drink and smoke...in moderation, of course. If you mess up there's always "Confession.":yum:
 
Maverick2272

Maverick2272

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Only DC took us clean off the books!! LOL.
We go to a non-denomination church now, its pretty big and a lot more fun. They also run a lot of ministries and programs plus the kids get to go to Stars Club so we get two hours every Sunday night to ourselves!
Can't beat that!
 
Calicolady

Calicolady

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There's your answer to family, Mav. May not be blood, but good folks as role models for the kids.

And no, DC kept us, all our old recipes and such, but won't admit it. Or let it be discussed.
 
PanchoHambre

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JoeV said:
Makes me glad I'm Catholic. We can dance, drink and smoke...in moderation, of course. If you mess up there's always "Confession.":yum:
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LOL!

The one thing I like about being Catholic as they assume you are gonna be bad... as long as you feel guilty you're cool.
 
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