A FLAT TIRE

JoeV

Dough Boy
Site Supporter
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and
open
the
trunk.

I take out 2 cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.He gets out of
his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a
happy camper!

''What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
 

Fisher's Mom

Mother Superior
Super Site Supporter
I love this, Joe. I wish I could figure out where to get these because I'm redecorating my bedroom...
 

Fisher's Mom

Mother Superior
Super Site Supporter
FM - How about mirrors on the cieling? Or do you already have them?
Yeah, there are mirrors on the ceiling but I find I don't use them nearly as much as the mirrored headboard. You see, it depends on which "position" you prefer....


Well, maybe that's TMI but then again, that's what decorating is all about!
 

The Tourist

Banned
When I was an inmate at "the drooling academy," I was walking out be the gate and saw a commuter's car roll to a stop. The rear right tire was dead flat.

The driver got out, jacked up the car, used a lug wrench to pop the hub cap, and then spun off the lug nuts. He carefully put the lug nuts in the hub cap so he wouldn't lose them. Just as he fitted on the spare, he stepped onto the hub cap and snapped all of the lug nuts up into the air and into the weeds along the drainage ditch. As dusk approached it was clear he wouldn't be able to find the nuts in the dark.

He looked up, and in frustration he called out, "Now what am I going to do?"

I didn't know if he saw me or not, but I suggested, "Hey, buddy, take that lug wrench and remove two lug nuts from the right front wheel. The ones on the left have a reverse thread pattern and won't fit. Put those nuts on the rear right wheel, and drive slowly home."

The guy let out a smile, and said, "Gee, I don't know why you're locked up in there. That's brilliant idea!"

I shrugged, "Hey, pal, I'm insane, not stupid."

Just some food for thought.
 
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