View Full Version : A FLAT TIRE

03-02-2009, 08:41 PM
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and

I take out 2 cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.He gets out of
his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a
happy camper!

''What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

Fisher's Mom
03-02-2009, 08:43 PM
I love this, Joe. I wish I could figure out where to get these because I'm redecorating my bedroom...

03-02-2009, 08:48 PM
I love it.
FM, you're one crazy babe! LOL!

03-02-2009, 09:27 PM
FM - How about mirrors on the cieling? Or do you already have them?

Fisher's Mom
03-02-2009, 11:03 PM
FM - How about mirrors on the cieling? Or do you already have them?Yeah, there are mirrors on the ceiling but I find I don't use them nearly as much as the mirrored headboard. You see, it depends on which "position" you prefer....

Well, maybe that's TMI but then again, that's what decorating is all about!

03-02-2009, 11:04 PM
I prefer the mirrors on the headboard. FM cleans them quite frequently! :whistle:

03-02-2009, 11:05 PM
Or, so I've heard.

The Tourist
03-03-2009, 12:30 AM
When I was an inmate at "the drooling academy," I was walking out be the gate and saw a commuter's car roll to a stop. The rear right tire was dead flat.

The driver got out, jacked up the car, used a lug wrench to pop the hub cap, and then spun off the lug nuts. He carefully put the lug nuts in the hub cap so he wouldn't lose them. Just as he fitted on the spare, he stepped onto the hub cap and snapped all of the lug nuts up into the air and into the weeds along the drainage ditch. As dusk approached it was clear he wouldn't be able to find the nuts in the dark.

He looked up, and in frustration he called out, "Now what am I going to do?"

I didn't know if he saw me or not, but I suggested, "Hey, buddy, take that lug wrench and remove two lug nuts from the right front wheel. The ones on the left have a reverse thread pattern and won't fit. Put those nuts on the rear right wheel, and drive slowly home."

The guy let out a smile, and said, "Gee, I don't know why you're locked up in there. That's brilliant idea!"

I shrugged, "Hey, pal, I'm insane, not stupid."

Just some food for thought.

03-03-2009, 03:36 AM
:lol::lol: Funny joke!

So what, you guys are saying I need to get some mirrors??:unsure:

03-03-2009, 07:33 AM
How will that help you find your lugnuts, Mav?

03-07-2009, 12:37 PM
too funny