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buzzard767
03-01-2009, 01:24 PM
On the Golf Course

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.

She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,

'I guess all those f...ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help.'

One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'

He never even had a chance to duck. :yum:

homecook
03-01-2009, 01:42 PM
:yum::yum::yum:

OMG!!! Talk about a "dumb polack" I had to read it twice before I got it.
did i just admit that?

Barb

Calicolady
03-01-2009, 03:04 PM
LOL!, buz. Homecook, have another cup of coffee, or 2.

Biskit
03-01-2009, 03:06 PM
Did they post the time and place for the funeral??

Calicolady
03-01-2009, 03:11 PM
LOL! Closed casket of course!

homecook
03-01-2009, 03:26 PM
LOL!, buz. Homecook, have another cup of coffee, or 2.

Maybe because I started on the Bud already? LOL

Barb