AllenOK
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You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away, without using the timer!
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
You have to watch videos & DVDs in fast-forward mode.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet!
You can jump-start your car without jumper cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate!
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
AND the SUREST sign that you are addicted to coffee…
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in!
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away, without using the timer!
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
You have to watch videos & DVDs in fast-forward mode.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet!
You can jump-start your car without jumper cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate!
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
AND the SUREST sign that you are addicted to coffee…
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in!
