Chicken joke

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A lady goes into a butcher shop and is carefully looking over the well stocked & iced selections. She stops at the whole chicken section and selects a plump, plucked hen by its wing. She carefully sniffs the bird first under one wing and then the next.

Grabbing one of the birds legs in one hand and the the other leg in her other hand she takes a big sniff of the cavity.

"Butcher" she calls out, "this bird smells."

Wiping his hands on a towel, the butcher replies, "Lady, could you pass a test like that?"
 
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