PieSusan
02-16-2009, 02:01 PM
Once there was a woman who had several guests in her house. She was quite busy serving the food and making sure that everyone was comfortable. Partway through the gathering, she found out that the toilet paper in the bathroom had been used up, and that she had no more left in the house. She was wondering what to do when she suddenly thought of her sewing room. Rushing in, she gathered up bits and pieces of pattern paper, and put them in the bathroom. Not too long afterward, a guest needed to use the bathroom. After he came out, he drew his hostess aside. "My gosh," he whispered in awe, "I've heard of fancy toilet paper, but I had never seen this kind that says 'front' and 'back'!"