A time for reflection

[chowhound]

Effects of a Full Moon
I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me.

I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition.
I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come closest to Utopia and I show him a copy of the Constitution.
I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table.
Then I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.

[QSis]

LOL!

Men!!

Lee

[Maverick2272]

Yea!! What fun that would be. But what about Ben Franklin, he sure would get a kick out of that!

[Biskit]

Dunno about ol' Ben. He'd be tryin' to light his during a thunderstorm. :shock:

[sattie]

LOL!!! I wonder if that works? Can you light your own farts?

[Biskit]

Uhhhhhhh no. Never did. Too difficult to.............to...........aww forget it. :bb:

[Fisher's Mom]

Uhhhhhhh no. Never did. Too difficult to.............to...........aww forget it. :bb:OMG!!! Now I have this picture in my head.......

[Biskit]

Yeah, that'll haunt your dreams tonight. :D

[PieSusan]

Effects of a Full Moon
I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me.

I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition.
I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come closest to Utopia and I show him a copy of the Constitution.
I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table.
Then I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.

I wonder whose bare ass inspired such silliness and who could have lived that long?:yum::yum::yum:

[homecook]

OMG!!! Now I have this picture in my head.......

They did it on "jackass"..............


Barb

[PieSusan]

It is a good way to get a bad burn ask any ER worker and they will tell you.

[Biskit]

Should help keep the "roids" down though.

[Keltin]

Just got around to reading this thread. :yum: :yum: :yum:

You guys are nuts! If I weren't out of karama right now, I'd karma everybody!! :lol:

[TexasGirl]

LOL!!! I wonder if that works? Can you light your own farts?

DH has a friend that tried this............ it went back where it came from, along with the heat!!!!:yum::yum: singed all the hair and left some blistering!! dummy!!

[Keltin]

OMG!!! LOL!!! :yum:

Unseen Myth Busters!

[Biskit]

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[sattie]

People will never cease to amaze me.

[Biskit]

In the immortal words of Ron White: "You can't fix stupid!"

[Keltin]

Reminds me of: What are a redneck's last words?


Hey ya'll, watch this! :lol:

[Biskit]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[buzzard767]

I've seen it accomplished safely one time. The guy farted through cotton underwear, no outerwear, at a drunken mixed couples party. Pretty funny - very long flame. The women had a difficult time watching. I assume they weren't as sloshed as the rest of us.

[Biskit]

... Or impressed, I'm sure. :oops:

[RobsanX]

This guy teaches us how to properly extinguish one...


Don't click if you are easily offended -----> http://www.fartalicious.com/videos/Wet_Farts/Fart_gone_wrong

I hope I didn't just cross a line... :whistling:

[Maverick2272]

There's a line???

[Maverick2272]

OMG even DW was laughing at that one!!

[Maverick2272]

This guy teaches us how to properly extinguish one...


http://www.fartalicious.com/videos/Wet_Farts/Fart_gone_wrong

I hope I didn't just cross a line... :whistling:

Although, I think I would put a warning on that one!:shock:

[RobsanX]

There's a line???

Maybe not, but if there's a bar, I definitely just lowered it... :poke:

[Maverick2272]

I'm not good at limbo, so I will just jump over it, LOL.