Secret to long life - the right breakfast

Jim_S

Resident Curmudgeon
Gold Site Supporter
A tough old South Dakota badlands rancher once told his grandson that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren... and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
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