Sophie Tucker joke (very bawdy)

I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie. He said to me "Soph, these woods sure are dark, I sure wish I had a flashlight." I said to him, "So do I Ernie. You've been munching grass for the last ten minutes!"
By Sophie Tucker

OMG Susan - I am completely and utterly shocked!!!!!

How come you haven't posted this til now, girlfriend!

Your RaeRay comment reminded me of the old joke. lol