TexasGirl
02-06-2009, 08:19 PM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
> "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,"
> she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered."
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard
> with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
> running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the
> fence into our yard!"
> "That must've been scary," said the teacher.
> "It sure was," said the little girl. "My
> kitty raised his back, went Ssssss, Ssssss, Ssssss"
> and before he could say "Shit," the Rottweiler ate
> him!
> The teacher wet her pants laughing.
> "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,"
> she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered."
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard
> with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
> running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the
> fence into our yard!"
> "That must've been scary," said the teacher.
> "It sure was," said the little girl. "My
> kitty raised his back, went Ssssss, Ssssss, Ssssss"
> and before he could say "Shit," the Rottweiler ate
> him!
> The teacher wet her pants laughing.