A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back
> and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
> Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for
> her Birthday.
> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> of Lucky Charms, and then took
> her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
> park; Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
> Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
>
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he order her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
> exhausted.
>
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
> what was it like being six again??
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my
> Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
> it wrong.
> and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
> Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for
> her Birthday.
> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> of Lucky Charms, and then took
> her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
> park; Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
> Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
>
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he order her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
> exhausted.
>
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
> what was it like being six again??
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my
> Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
> it wrong.