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BamsBBQ
02-05-2009, 06:28 PM
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,


I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

~!~










Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do

joec
02-05-2009, 06:48 PM
This one had me laughing so hard I almost chocked on my beer.

Deadly Sushi
02-05-2009, 08:54 PM
Simply AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::yum::yum::yum:

Calicolady
02-05-2009, 08:56 PM
OH,WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT???????????????????????

TexasGirl
02-05-2009, 09:02 PM
Nah, I woulda done it HARDER!!!!

Maverick2272
02-05-2009, 09:44 PM
LMAO that was funny!

Fisher's Mom
02-05-2009, 10:47 PM
This was so touching - it brought a tear to my hubby's eye...........(right after I smacked the shit out of him just like mama used to.)

MexicoKaren
02-05-2009, 11:41 PM
Excellent. I love it. I do NOT want to hear ONE MORE TIME about Jerry's mother's light and fluffy biscuits......