chowhound
02-03-2009, 07:52 AM
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As she sits down, a man comes by and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world and not use it?"
She says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my husband, but he passed
away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else --a friend, relative,
or neighbor to take the seat?"
The woman sadly shakes her head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
As she sits down, a man comes by and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world and not use it?"
She says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my husband, but he passed
away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else --a friend, relative,
or neighbor to take the seat?"
The woman sadly shakes her head. "No, they're all at the funeral."