Married Life

[Lefty]

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwords.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: ! Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself.

[homecook]

:yum::yum::yum::yum:

Good One!

Barb

[joec]

Boy that is the sign of a long time married couple, I think my wife and I have had that conversation a few times. :wink:

[Calicolady]

Ho, ho. Good one.

Married love:

"Hurry up, damn it! I'm holding the door for you!"

[JoeV]

Married love:

"Hurry up, damn it! I'm holding the door for you!":yum::yum::yum::yum::yum: If we only knew how many spouses were named "Damn It..."

[Miniman]

Really good.

[Maverick2272]

Very funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

[TexasGirl]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!