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buzzard767
01-31-2009, 11:43 AM
This one is no joke.

Buzz - Semper Fidelis

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed
to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.


It comes in various sizes:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc215/buzzard767/bullets.jpg


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
The United States Marines

Maverick2272
01-31-2009, 05:09 PM
I still laughed. I hope we are not crossing ethnic boundaries as I have nothing against the people living in those countries with terrorists in them, in fact I feel sorry for them and feel we are not doing enough to rebuild and help them out.
So, targeting only terrorists, here are a couple of mine: