5 secrets to a perfect relationship

[homecook]

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!


Barb

[JoeV]

Whatever it takes to keep you happy, that's my motto. Go for it, babe. meanwhile, I'm going to fire up the snowblower and bond with the 3-4" we got whilst I was in my slumber.:yuk:

[Calicolady]

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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. (NOT!)

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. (NOT!)

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you. (NOT!)

4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. (NOT!)

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!

THATS where I went wrong! LOL!

[homecook]

Whatever it takes to keep you happy, that's my motto. Go for it, babe. meanwhile, I'm going to fire up the snowblower and bond with the 3-4" we got whilst I was in my slumber.:yuk:

3-4??? We got about 6". Our plow guy was here at 4 am and you would never know it now.

Barb

[heb1976]

Heehee - this is great!

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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. (NOT!)

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. (NOT!)

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you. (NOT!)

4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. (NOT!)

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!

THATS where I went wrong! LOL!

[heb1976]

Come to my neck of the woods, your 6" is our 12"! O.K. My mind just went into the gutter.

I have no idea where my road and my yard starts.

3-4??? We got about 6". Our plow guy was here at 4 am and you would never know it now.

Barb

[The Tourist]

My wife recently told me she wanted to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a luxury hotel...

Hey, laugh if you will. But the last time this kind of thing was discussed she told me she wanted sex three times per week. I got Friday.

Yikes, Battlestar Galactica is on Friday nights...

[PieSusan]

My wife recently told me she wanted to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a luxury hotel...

Hey, laugh if you will. But the last time this kind of thing was discussed she told me she wanted sex three times per week. I got Friday.
quoted in part,

ba dump bump! I got a million of them folks!!! Don't forget to tip your waitstaff before you leave the building.

[buckytom]

from a guys perspective (disclaimer: not necessarily endorsed by the writer, if i ever want to get laid again)
hey, if she's not fat and ugly, (you know who you are. if you've ever thought it, it's probably true...), then i don't mind not knowing 3 other guys.

[QSis]

hey, if she's not fat and ugly, (you know who you are. if you've ever thought it, it's probably true...),

Rut-row!

Well, I DO have a nice personality! :wave:

Lee