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lilylove
01-27-2009, 05:20 PM
As Ben Franklin said:
>> In wine there is wisdom,
>> in beer there is freedom,
>> in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service:yum:

chowhound
01-27-2009, 05:22 PM
That was good.
Glad my life leans towards the healthy side :^D

lilylove
01-27-2009, 05:24 PM
Yeah... in this one case I'm a healthy girl! lol

Calicolady
01-27-2009, 05:28 PM
I'm just a camel. I don't do either much.
Funny Trish.

homecook
01-27-2009, 05:39 PM
I appreciate the fact that you're thinking of our health!

Barb

Maverick2272
01-27-2009, 08:51 PM
I drink a lot of water... my wife would say that explains an awful lot!!!

TexasGirl
01-27-2009, 08:53 PM
Must be a LOT of water drinkers on these forums!! ROFLMAO!! Sorry, just couldn't help it!!

suziquzie
01-27-2009, 09:11 PM
see??? there IS a method to my madness!!!

lilylove
01-27-2009, 09:11 PM
I knew it all the time!!

Deelady
01-27-2009, 09:13 PM
LOL this is great! Lets see if my fiance will continue to lecture me on drinking more water after he reads this!! :whistling::yum:

lilylove
01-27-2009, 09:15 PM
lol.. I'm sending it to Paulie too!

PanchoHambre
01-27-2009, 09:23 PM
guess I'm a health nut:confused: