Men and Women

QSis

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  • [*]If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    [*]If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT


  • [*]When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    [*]When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY


  • [*]A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    [*]A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS


  • [*]A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
    [*]The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS


  • [*]A woman has the last word in any argument.
    [*]Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE


  • [*]A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    [*]A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS


  • [*]A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    [*]A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE


  • [*]A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    [*]A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP


  • [*]A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    [*]A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL


  • [*]Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    [*]Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING


  • [*]Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    [*]A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Lee's disclaimer: It's full of generalities and stereotypes, and lots of it may not be true for you or anyone you know. But it's a JOKE! :wink:


 

chowhound

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"Lee's disclaimer: It's full of generalities and stereotypes...."

Of course it is. That's whay it's a joke! :lol:

Excellent.
 
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