Answer a question with a question!

[suziquzie]

Sorry. I can't go without folks. :shock:
You know it was only a matter of time right? :whistling:

I'll start.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[lilylove]

and as you know... I can't NOT answer!!!!!


Did he want to go to Mcdonalds?

[suziquzie]

was it to have dinner or to BE dinner????

[lilylove]

why would he want to BE dinner?

[suziquzie]

what if he had a bad day and was suicidal?

[lilylove]

Wouldn't it just be easier for him to run in front of a car ...?

[suziquzie]

true, cuz how could a teenager at mcd's turn him into a mcnugget??

[lilylove]

do you have to take a DUMB test before working there?

[suziquzie]

should i go apply and find out?

[lilylove]

Do you know you would fail because you are tooo smart?

[suziquzie]

isn't my job pretty much the same thing?

[lilylove]

but...don't you do things right...and if a customer says.. Please Suzi don't put cheese on my sandwich...DON"T you listen and leave the cheese off at least 40% of the time????

[suziquzie]

do you know i like when the girls i work with mess up cuz i get to eat for free???

[lilylove]

lol do you think that's why the kids at burger kind make so many mistakes???? FREEEEEEEE FOOOOOD????

[suziquzie]

should we go ask them?

[lilylove]

would that mean I'd have to buy a whopper jr and a milk shake?

[suziquzie]

LOL would that be so bad?

[lilylove]

Wouldn't it bring my 4 weight watchers points up for today to 156 points?

[suziquzie]

how many points is a home-made leftover soft taco?

[High Cheese]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n248/Jeekinz/Smileys/WTF1.gif

[lilylove]

Did you know lettuce was Zero points and you can eat all you want...but cheese, flour torillas and sour cream will knock you right off the charts???

[suziquzie]

doesn't the jeekmeister like questions?

[lilylove]

opps... did we make someone mad...again???

[suziquzie]

what the hell did we say NOW!!!!!!?????!!!!!
(did you shoot a bear again???)

[lilylove]

hey, why in the F. is it my fault???

[suziquzie]

ooooooooooo are you slingin naughty words????

[High Cheese]

Didn't you read my question? It was a question, yes?


lol

[lilylove]

lol...do you know... I just wanted to know if I could... and now that I did it I don't have to do it any more...can you forgive me?

[lilylove]

LOL Jeeks, do you know suzi and I are glad you popped in?

[suziquzie]

dont you remember i am married to a truck driver?

[lilylove]

Do they say as many four letter words as computer nerds?

[suziquzie]

lol what if your truck driver IS a computer geek AND a car fixer?????

[lilylove]

In that case... do you know... I think you may have to listen to even more than I do??

[suziquzie]

do you know i can say i dont have a potty mouth myself sometimes like when I drop stuff?

[lilylove]

Did you always have it or did you get it after you married a trucker?

[suziquzie]

do you know i think i had it awhile but i dont remember?

[lilylove]

Do you find it hard to believe that Paul's potty mouth rubbed off on me?

[suziquzie]

how could i?

[lilylove]

does yours get worse or better after three or four glasses of rum?

[Maverick2272]

Did you know I am very surprised it took you so long to start this thread?

[TexasGirl]

Did you know I'm getting an ice storm tonight and probably a few others on here?

[Maverick2272]

Did you know ice storms are dangerous and people should stay off the roads?

[TexasGirl]

you think this chick is going out in it?

[lilylove]

Do you have to work in the morning?

[TexasGirl]

Did you know my boss told us all that if we are risking our health in anyway, not to come in?

[lilylove]

does that mean you get to play all day?

[suziquzie]

did you already tell him "happy pajama day" then?

[TexasGirl]

don't you know if I even "think" I will have a day off, it won't do anything?

[lilylove]

should we hope for cold and ice?

[suziquzie]

can we wish it for her and NOT for me????

[lilylove]

well, can we just send her yours?

[TexasGirl]

Isn't the pink pretty?:yum:http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/texasgirl1107/Untitled-5.jpg

[lilylove]

Pretty in pink??

[suziquzie]

is it bad to be glad it didn't come here this time?

[lilylove]

why would it be bad?

[suziquzie]

seems like a sorta mean thought doesnt it?

[lilylove]

Doesn't it mean she gets an extra day off to play and isn't that a goooood thing????

[suziquzie]

how come you're sooo right again???

[lilylove]

is it because I'm perfect? lololololololol!!!!!!!!

[suziquzie]

who would argue with that?

[lilylove]

do you know..we always scare people away?

[suziquzie]

are we creepy?

[lilylove]

or are we just blabber mouths who talk too much and type toooo fast?

[suziquzie]

is that bad or maybe just a little too wIeRd?

[lilylove]

Or...does it just mean that they have lives and we don't?

[suziquzie]

should we get one?

[lilylove]

um... do you think our men could handle it?

[suziquzie]

would it force them to partake in it?

[lilylove]

Do you know mine would say "have fun, I'm toooooo busy"?

[suziquzie]

even if he saw ya attempting to do something to make you happy but it didn't really because he wasn't with you?

[lilylove]

Do you know..that right now the answer would be YES because he's trying to sell our business so that we can have time together?

[suziquzie]

can he ask the government for a bailout??
:)

[lilylove]

Do you think it's fair that we pay our taxes and our home loans on time but..the government won't give us a big fat check?

[suziquzie]

should we just make up our own island country?

[Maverick2272]

Did you know my mom always taught me that when you see two or more women talking, it means its time for the men to go get coffee?

[suziquzie]

can you tell us why nobody else stays in this thread very long?

[lilylove]

Mav...are you afraid of us?

[suziquzie]

wait..... does that mean he went to go get us some coffee???

[lilylove]

Do you think he'll remember to bring cream back with him?

[Maverick2272]

Doesn't it mean all the men are supposed to go stand around the coffee machine eating donuts and grunting in agreement with each other while drinking all the coffee?

[sattie]

Did you know that the Great Mojito actually started this thread on the other forum???

[suziquzie]

flavored creamer or plain?

[Maverick2272]

I wonder if he will be mad you stole his idea? Or maybe come join you?

[lilylove]

Sattie, do you want to play with us?

Vanilla please, if that's ok???

[lilylove]

Mav!! You came back, did you bring coffee???

[suziquzie]

ooooooo do you know then i owe him a debt of gratitude for the size of MY REAR END????
oh wait, I can say......
my BIG ASS?????

[sattie]

Can I come and play?

[lilylove]

lol..don't ya mean chunky ASS???


DO you know how long I've wanted to say that????

[sattie]

Did you know I can't keep up with this thread!! LOL!

[suziquzie]

so does that mean LARDASS is ok too???

[lilylove]

Do you want us to slow down a little?

[sattie]

HA HA... could you speed it up please???

[suziquzie]

would you make up your mind please????
:)

[lilylove]

Up down left right faster slower...do you want me to get dizzy and puke?

[suziquzie]

ewwwww could you not barf in the thread please?

[sattie]

I suck at this game! You want me to get dizzy and puke with you?

[lilylove]

friends who puke together... lol... do you think you could finish that saying please?

[suziquzie]

how about you guys puke and i go to bed and you tell me about it tomorrow?

[lilylove]

You want to know about our puke?

Suzi, has anyone ever told you that you're a weirdo?

[suziquzie]

lol well ok fine yes they have but dont you think i'm ok with that at this elderly age?

[Maverick2272]

Did you know I am getting dizzy here?

[lilylove]

are you not about 20 years younger than me?

[lilylove]

Did you know I am getting dizzy here?


want to puke with sattie and me?

[Maverick2272]

Would ya'll mind if I just sit back, sip my coffee, and watch this thread fly?

[suziquzie]

um where did you learn to count isn't it like 8?????

[lilylove]

lol... didn't I tell you I FAILED math... and I am almost 44 am I not???

[suziquzie]

heehee did i not fail also..... and are you almost 44 like i keep saying I'm almost 40?

[lilylove]

Well...will you be 40 in May like I'll be 44 in May?

[Maverick2272]

Do you know I thank God for calculators every day?

[suziquzie]

well no but isn't 35 at the end of april close enough?

[lilylove]

Do you know I have to use mine almost that often tooooo?

[sattie]

Did you know this thread is a good post count builder?

[suziquzie]

isnt that why I let HIM do the playin with the checkbook?

[suziquzie]

Did you know this thread is a good post count builder?

LOL how do you think I got to 10,000 over there in a year? :applause::applause:

[lilylove]

hehehehe and why do you think I'm top poster in other parts of the world?

[suziquzie]

should we all hail the great mojito????

[lilylove]

shall we make him a drink?

[Maverick2272]

Do you know I think that's cheating? LOL

[lilylove]

shall I stop answering for awhile then?

[Maverick2272]

How long do you think you could hold out??

[suziquzie]

or is that asking?

[lilylove]

oh..well how do I quit with out asking if I should?

[sattie]

Any bets on how long it will take Suzi to hit 10,000 here?

[lilylove]

How many does she have right now?

[Maverick2272]

I give her about a month, does that make her the queen chatter box?:whistling:

[suziquzie]

hey!!!!!! dont you know SHE invited me here AND she's got a bazillion MORE posts than me? ????

[lilylove]

SuziQ yapyap??

[suziquzie]

:wave::tiphat::punk::punk::punk:????????

[lilylove]

SHE... is that like when I call Paul "HE"???

[suziquzie]

could it be?

[lilylove]

well... do you know... I have to go make HIM some dinner because HE is finally coming home??

See ya tomorrow?

[suziquzie]

why wouldnt ya?
(i meant to be aslepp an hour ago!! NIGHT!!!)

[smoke king]

Does Deadly Mojito get a royalty for this thread?

[TexasGirl]

Did you know that the Great Mojito actually started this thread on the other forum???

are you serious? TGM is DS????:clap:

[High Cheese]

Wow, this thread is like a well oiled machine, don't you people ever sleep? lmao

[smoke king]

Isn't sleep for babies and the weak?

[High Cheese]

Isn't sleep for babies and the weak?


http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n248/Jeekinz/Smileys/pacifier.gif

[sattie]

are you serious? TGM is DS????:clap:

Absolutely!!! Did you know he may not appreciate me for outing him? HAHAHA!

[Doc]

are you serious? TGM is DS????:clap:

Absolutely!!! Did you know he may not appreciate me for outing him? HAHAHA!
Oblitory question: What? You didn't already know that?

I've outed him a number of times on here. I can't help but call him Sushi because of the other forums where he is DS.
HE is the reason for this forum. I had an extra VB license and he was rather down because of getting kicked off of DC ...so he talked me into opening a cooking forum.
FYI: I'm not a cook, but I love to eat. :D

[jim_slagle]

Oblitory question: What? You didn't already know that?

I've outed him a number of times on here. I can't help but call him Sushi because of the other forums where he is DS.
HE is the reason for this forum. I had an extra VB license and he was rather down because of getting kicked off of DC ...so he talked me into opening a cooking forum.
FYI: I'm not a cook, but I love to eat. :D

And that is why I'm "unfishy" had to separate myself from the fishy one????? :yum::yum::yum::yum:

Like Doc, I'm much better at eating than cooking?????

Jim

[smoke king]

OK, we're getting off the topic!

Aren't we supposed to answer a question with a question?

[jim_slagle]

Is my post ok now that I've added question marks to it?

[lilylove]

Shouldn't was ask sushi how to play?

[smoke king]

Is my post ok now that I've added question marks to it?

Now it is perfect.....hmmm....is it not?

[sattie]

Does anyone else have a question?

[Doc]

And that is why I'm "unfishy" had to separate myself from the fishy one? :yum::yum::yum::yum:

Like Doc, I'm much better at eating than cooking?

Jim
Jim, what's the matter with you man? You forgot to ask the obligatory question. :pat:
Remember this is a question thread.

[lilylove]

Can someone tell me what to make for dinner?

[Doc]

Is my post ok now that I've added question marks to it?
Do you think it's okay now? I don't. Putting a question mark after a sentence don't cut it. :yum: :poke: couldn't resist.

When I started my reply to you no question marks were there ....I was interupted and just now got back and dang if you didn't add the marks.

[jim_slagle]

Putting a question mark after a sentence don't cut it. :yum: :poke: couldn't resist.

Hey! I thought we didn't have grammer police here. What happened?

I added some more question marks. Is it ok now?

[Doc]

Dang, where did the grammar police come from? :yum: (sorry Jim) :hide:

[lilylove]

did they remember the handcuffs?

[High Cheese]

...and the rubber gloves? :unsure:

[lilylove]

Sattie...do you know... I think I'm shocked at your behavior?:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

[GrantsKat]

ok what did I miss?

[lilylove]

lol..do you know the police have been called?

[sattie]

Sattie...do you know... I think I'm shocked at your behavior?:yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

What???? What ever do you mean?

[lilylove]

rubber gloves...lol...do you want me to think you were going to do a little cleaning???

[High Cheese]

ok what did I miss?

Whe have a Daily Dork, did you get the memo?

[lilylove]

Who is the daily dork?

[homecook]

Do we need to tell lilylove she's tomorrow's daily dork?


Barb

[sattie]

I believe we do homecook!!!

Who will tell lilylove?

[homecook]

Not me, don't you think you should hand over the crown?

[suziquzie]

can I ?

[homecook]

Do you think you're qualified?

[suziquzie]

how will i know if i am?

[homecook]

Do you think you can ask sattie?

[sattie]

Ask me what?

[suziquzie]

am i qualified to tell lily she's tomorrow's dork?

[sattie]

DAMN... this is hard!!!

YES you are qualified, will you tell lily about her new title for tomorrow?

[homecook]

Aren't you the qualified one?

[homecook]

are you going to tell lily, suzi??

[suziquzie]

do you know if i cover it in chocolate i think she will be fine with the dork button?

[homecook]

can you get away with that?

[suziquzie]

do you mind if i try?

[homecook]

do you think the time is right?

[suziquzie]

what time IS it?

[homecook]

can't you look at your watch?

[sattie]

do you have a watch?

[suziquzie]

didnt the battery die like 6 years ago?

[homecook]

Help..............

are you stalling??

[homecook]

are you scared to tell her?

[lilylove]

um...are you talking about me?

[homecook]

who's me?

[lilylove]

I don't know who is you?

[suziquzie]

you who?

[homecook]

who's on first?

[sattie]

Who's who?

[lilylove]

so...why am I a dork THIS TIME?

[homecook]

are you ready?

[lilylove]

Should I be?

[homecook]

can you ask sattie?

[lilylove]

Sattie... Why am I a dork?

[High Cheese]

Maybe the daily dork should pick who's tomorrows Dork?

[suziquzie]

ooo do you know i like that idea?

[lilylove]

Is it bad to be a dork...? lol

[homecook]

isn't that what we were doing?

[sattie]

Did you know that sattie has already picked LILY as tomorrows daily dork???

[suziquzie]

being dorks?

[lilylove]

I'm a dork
Your a dork
wouldn't you like to be a dork...?

[homecook]

do you think Jeekinz should be the dork on Friday?

[lilylove]

Is it sad that I still don't know why I'm a dork?

[suziquzie]

what makes friday different than any other day? :whistling:

[lilylove]

Isn't Friday better because its the day before Saturday?

[homecook]

you're right it doesn't does it?:bounce:

[homecook]

do you mean for you to be the dork?

[lilylove]

Is it nap time yet?

[suziquzie]

why does my head hurt?

[lilylove]

Do you have a lego blocking your sinus?

[homecook]

yes, but do you really want to waste your time sleeping?

[homecook]

eeeeeeewwwwwwww doesn't that hurt?

[lilylove]

Well... if I dream..is it a waste of time?

[homecook]

are they good dreams or are they bad dreams?

[sattie]

How do yall keep this crap up???

[homecook]

can you tell me?

[lilylove]

Don't ya know I dream of teddy bears and soft little white fluffy bunnies and happy children playing ?

[lilylove]

How do yall keep this crap up???



LOL.. are you proud of us?

[suziquzie]

am i living in a dream?

[homecook]

really?

[homecook]

am I wondering why my dh is looking at me funny? LOL

[lilylove]

are you lol?

[suziquzie]

is she funny?

[homecook]

yes.........can't you tell? LOL

[lilylove]

are you answering Suzi's "is she funny" or mine "are you laughing out loud"???

[suziquzie]

like haha funny?
:)

[homecook]

it's an appropriate answer to both, don't you think?

[lilylove]

or ha ha strange?

[homecook]

did you have to go there?

[suziquzie]

oh are we going on a trip?

[homecook]

i don't know where to go?

[lilylove]

Do you know where I want to go?

[homecook]

can I take a guess?

[suziquzie]

could it be a spanish speaking neighbor country to the south? ?

[homecook]

can I go with you?

[lilylove]

can you wait until next time cuz, this time has been planned as a ROMANTIC trip and I don't think three can be romantic ..do you??

[suziquzie]

do you know 5 is even LESS romantic?

[homecook]

do you really want me to answer that? :heart::heart::heart:

[lilylove]

How many years until lego girl is in college?

[suziquzie]

isn't 15 too long and TJ and I will be too old to be any fun?

[lilylove]

Paul's parents are in their 70's and are still having fun so do you think Maybe it's still possible????

[homecook]

are you ever tooooo old to be fun?

[suziquzie]

why are my parents in thier 70's and the least fun people EVER?

[lilylove]

are they related to my dad and step mom who think CSI is reason to celebrate??

[homecook]

I'm in my 50's can I still have fun?

[lilylove]

?? Don't know... what was the last thing you did that we would concider FUN?

[suziquzie]

did she cross to the dark side?

[lilylove]

Should we all wear vampire capes?

[homecook]

we did karaoke at the local bar, we play Wii, Rock Band, we go dancing every couple weeks. Is that fun?

[suziquzie]

can you adopt someone that already has "parents"?

[lilylove]

lol Do you know that is VERY MUCH MORE FUN THAN WE HAVE!!!!????

[homecook]

why would you want to do that?